Bronteroc

The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.

As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.

Bronteroc by odochartaighgoibéalta January 7, 2022

Brontëlicious 

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.

ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.

Brontëlicious by MKWC April 6, 2010

Brontochad 

The SECOND highest level of a chad, this is frickin amazing

Your dad is a Brontochad.

Brontochad by Geopbyte January 8, 2022

brotrocity 

simply, a bro related atrocity.

a brotrocity could be the harshing of ones mellow, the snatching of steeze or the destruction of perfect frosted tips.

brotrocity by brociety April 19, 2009

brotrocious 

Something that guys do that is terrible and goes against bro code. Like atrocious but focused on the male gender in particular.

I cannot believe what he told his girlfriend about me, that is something that should not have been mentioned and is absolutely brotrocious.

brotrocious by Dudemannnn June 3, 2014

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonerocity by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

brotercycle 

A motorcycle with a sidecar so you can take your bro.

"Mike came on his motorcycle." "Oh shit, does he have a sidecar? He could brotercycle me home!"

brotercycle by indosilver December 6, 2013