bromatoma

Portmanteau of bro + hematoma.

When your bro gives you a kick, and it leaves a bruise, also known as a simple hematoma

My bro Jordan kicked me in the ass as a joke, left me with a hell of a bromatoma.

by Scornedbyplants January 23, 2022

bromato

a tomato that you have become amazing friends with and begin to have a bromance with.

that kid has been playing catch with his bromato all day.

by calebm52 June 7, 2011

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Bromatose

When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.

"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."

by SumterStatus September 11, 2009

Bromomancer

Highest ranking officer of the OOTB, and a scholar in the ancient hieroglyphic Broboxian manuscripts.

You don't fuck with the Bromomancers.

by Bromomancer_Prometheus February 8, 2009

Bromomance

Like a Bromance, only with a slight degree of homoness.

person 1:dude you and John are totally in a bromance, no homo.

Person 2:Naw, complete Bromomance.

by btdubs137 March 17, 2011

Romatomaatje

a living (or dead) legend, who can do a triple backflip like o my days, how pro.
A teckel lover
Frends wif Markie

1: o you cant do a 'koprol', you are not a true Romatomaatje
2: I love those fat sausage dogs, I am truly proud Romatomaatje

by Yesty_I_am_zesty March 14, 2026