A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover
"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."
"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."
"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."
by MiZa June 10, 2013
Get the bromatose mug.When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.
"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."
by SumterStatus September 11, 2009
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by PizK September 27, 2011
Get the Bromate mug.A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
Get the Bromosexual mug.when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.
as in:
as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
by missLyma March 13, 2009
Get the bromosexuality mug."Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
Get the bromosexual mug.a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.
guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?
guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.
guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.
guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
by kain mcleod April 3, 2008
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