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Brortmanteau 

Any "bro-d" word, such as "broseph," "Kurt Brobain," "broletariat," or "broseidon." Noteworthy that the word "brortmanteau" is a brortmanteau of "portmanteau" itself. Don't think about it too hard. The ability to create catchy brortmanteaus is a hallmark of a true bro, and doing so will make all the members of his brosse green with envy. Good brortmanteaus are the centerpiece of any brocabulary, and whenever you hear one, you should assimilate it into your own personal ever-evolving bromenclature.
'70s-obsessed bro 1: Dude, I'ma go grab some brocaine and listen me a little bit of Houses of the Broly. You in?

'70s-obsessed bro 2: Hell yeah. Brobert Plant's voice is hella cash on that album, particularly in The Brocean. Count me in.

Random bro nearby: Those were some hella mad brortmanteaus you guys were throwing around. Mind if I join?
Brortmanteau by sum lanj? May 10, 2009

Bromantique 

Adjectif. Comportement, attitude, affection ou activité qui se manifeste dans le cadre d'une relation amicale de bromance entre deux amis masculins hétérosexuels.
Tom a réservé une place à Lucas dans la classe et quand il l'a vu arriver, il s'est levé debout et les deux ont partagé un câlin. C'était très bromantique.
Bromantique by PaulMulcair1 November 9, 2016

brotmanteau 

A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.
How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).

Bromandeau 

A word formed by adding the prefix "bro".
That bromance was brotastic.

"Brotacular bromandeau, bro!"
Bromandeau by Bfod January 9, 2012

Bromantium

Strongest known bro to man. Also known as semen.
Whip out the bromantium for her bra.
Bromantium by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022

Bromanceturbation

When 2 best friends agree to or agree that they have already thought of one another while masturbating. This does not make you gay.

Women are not left out of this. For women this is Hoemanceturbation
I knew me and Nick were close but I hadn’t realized we engaged in bromanceturbation until we had a very in depth conversation today.
Bromanceturbation by Jay5722ME January 23, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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