Broken phone 

When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app

Tom:Dude I have a broken phone
Chad: We'll have to talk on some dumb app

Broken phone by Analrules33 May 9, 2015

Broken Phone Syndrome 

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

Broken Phone Syndrome by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

phone-broke 

To be at the level of poverty where one cannot afford to buy, keep, or maintain a cell phone.

A: What's your cell number?
B: I'm phone-broke, man. You'll have to call me on my land line.

phone-broke by Poruchan June 13, 2010