phone-broke 

To be at the level of poverty where one cannot afford to buy, keep, or maintain a cell phone.

A: What's your cell number?
B: I'm phone-broke, man. You'll have to call me on my land line.

phone-broke by Poruchan June 13, 2010

Broken Phone Syndrome 

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

Broken Phone Syndrome by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

Broken phone 

When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app

Tom:Dude I have a broken phone
Chad: We'll have to talk on some dumb app

Broken phone by Analrules33 May 9, 2015

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"

Phonebooked by Headlackey December 14, 2009

PhoneBooker 

A person that only uses Facebook on a Phone, cant keep up with anything and is always asking out-of-touch questions.

Or flat out ignoring everything on Facebook while constantly posting personal events as if they are on Twitter.

"I'm really getting tired of all the PhoneBookers who post what they are eating for dinner, but what really gets to me is all the Phonebookers who comment, "WHERE CAN I BUY THIS" every time i post a photo to something in my ETSY shop because they cant find the links on a FN phone!"

PhoneBooker by ghm-327 December 5, 2012