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broken chair 

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.
"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

Broken Chair syndrome 

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.
"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"
Broken Chair syndrome by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

Broken Chair Syndrome 

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.
Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."
Broken Chair Syndrome by Supermann69 September 23, 2011

Broken Lawn Chair 

Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.
"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"

Broke the chair 

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.
Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.
Broke the chair by melodyq February 2, 2009

BrokenChair88 

A very annoying Youtuber, that posts "Pink Floyd wrote Dogs" over and over again on Pink Floyd videos.
BrokenChair88: Pink Floyd wrote Dogs

Me: Shut Up!!!