Definitions by Supermann69

Broken Chair Syndrome 

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.

Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."

Broken Chair Syndrome by Supermann69 September 23, 2011