Al: Bro
I have something to tell you about
Gabe: Not now man, I'm busy.
Al: Broroski, listen
Gabe: (now knows it's serious) Sorry, I'm
listening now.
Al: I'm pregnant
Gabe: WHAT? How?
Al: Turns out I have a uterus in my ass.
Gabe: Dude
that's crazy.
Al: I hope you're ready to be a dad ;).