similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.

Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."

Brotopsy by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

Related Words

brohops • Brohipstian • Brohoesaphet • brohoeseph • brohoesing • brohomski • Brohonstrous • Brohopping • brohoski • Brohoss

brohoski

A close bro.

Brohoski, get over here.
Let's go hang out brohoski.
Hit that blunt brohoski.

brohoski by BLUNT40 December 14, 2010

Broopsack

An individual who sounds like they are pooping when they breath (brooping) and always sits with his legs spread and his his ballsack split evenly between the seam of his pants.

Broopsack turned around from his desk and started talking to me, and I became very distracted.

Broopsack by A_dawg February 13, 2010

Brohopping

When a broho fucks bro after bro and they pass her around the group of bro's.

"yeah i hit that brohopper last night. so did my bro and his bro hit it last week. she's a brohofosho" "that broho's been brohopping all summer*

Brohopping by gabrielleiguess October 7, 2010

Brohoss

The same definition as hoss(a beast, badass, awesome, and hardcore guy), except brohoss means a hip dude who is your friend, or bro.

Did you see that?!? That guys a brohoss!

Brohoss by Brohoss September 7, 2009

Brohopper

The act of have sex with ever member of a close circle of friends.Not at the same time but one right after another

Friend one: hey is that Mark's girlfriend Sally?why is she doing making out with his best friend Jacob?

Friend two: O she a brohopper,she had sex with all of Mark's friends

Brohopper by longshot88 August 14, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026