The act of asking your bro to confirm a girl's attractiveness before taking her home (more commonly done when you are more drunk than your bro)
I had like 12 beers and was about to bring this girlback to my apartment but I needed a brofirmation from Sam before I could take her home. He gave me the brofirmation so we left the bar and went to my place.
A new term created by accountants to describe the splitting of a transaction into different types. For nonprofits this means that a revenue can both be a contribution and an exchange transaction.
Those membership dues have now been subject to bifurcation to report both a contribution and earned revenue
Noun. Broformation is perceived wisdom that a male derives from his friends (otherwise known as "Bros") concerning circumstances or issues in his life (mainly concerning women). Broformation can come from a single source, though most commonly it is given by a group consisting of 3 or more.
Man: Hey guys, I need some broformation on this chick I'm talking to. She's cool but I think she really wants a relationship right now. What should I do?
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.