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brofurcation 

A play on the word 'bifurcation'. Used when two bros or two sets of bros are separated.
Dude, we're gonna have to undergo brofurcation if we wanna get everything done on time.
brofurcation by theTelepath March 7, 2009
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Bifurcation

The splitting of the human penis for decorative or sexual purposes.
I had my knob bifurcated last weekend, now i am jonny twococks
Bifurcation by Turnipman May 25, 2005

brofirmation 

The act of asking your bro to confirm a girl's attractiveness before taking her home (more commonly done when you are more drunk than your bro)
I had like 12 beers and was about to bring this girl back to my apartment but I needed a brofirmation from Sam before I could take her home. He gave me the brofirmation so we left the bar and went to my place.
brofirmation by JinxyCat911 August 5, 2010

Bifurcation

A new term created by accountants to describe the splitting of a transaction into different types. For nonprofits this means that a revenue can both be a contribution and an exchange transaction.
Those membership dues have now been subject to bifurcation to report both a contribution and earned revenue
Bifurcation by Steve Hammer March 31, 2017

Anal Bifurcation

A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
Anal Bifurcation by WeDefyU April 20, 2018

Broformation 

Noun. Broformation is perceived wisdom that a male derives from his friends (otherwise known as "Bros") concerning circumstances or issues in his life (mainly concerning women). Broformation can come from a single source, though most commonly it is given by a group consisting of 3 or more.
Man: Hey guys, I need some broformation on this chick I'm talking to. She's cool but I think she really wants a relationship right now. What should I do?

Friends: Don't put your dick in crazy...

Man: Thanks for the broformation guys.
Broformation by Bropocalypse December 12, 2012

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary 

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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