Bifurcation
Bifurcation by Turnipman May 25, 2005
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Bifurcation
A new term created by accountants to describe the splitting of a transaction into different types. For nonprofits this means that a revenue can both be a contribution and an exchange transaction.
Those membership dues have now been subject to bifurcation to report both a contribution and earned revenue
Bifurcation by Steve Hammer March 31, 2017
Anal Bifurcation
A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
Anal Bifurcation by WeDefyU April 20, 2018
Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
Bifurcating
When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.
While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe
Bifurcating by Matt AKA Percival July 13, 2015
Bifunctional
You: Wow! Everyone in my family gets along really good but we are all totally messed up.
Friend: Sounds to me like you have a bifunctional family.
You: Yeah, we swing both ways!
Friend: Sounds to me like you have a bifunctional family.
You: Yeah, we swing both ways!
Bifunctional by T-MONEY from HTOWN October 30, 2011
Bifurcating
No?
Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."
Bifurcating by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
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