Definitions by Bropocalypse

Broformation 

Noun. Broformation is perceived wisdom that a male derives from his friends (otherwise known as "Bros") concerning circumstances or issues in his life (mainly concerning women). Broformation can come from a single source, though most commonly it is given by a group consisting of 3 or more.

Man: Hey guys, I need some broformation on this chick I'm talking to. She's cool but I think she really wants a relationship right now. What should I do?

Friends: Don't put your dick in crazy...

Man: Thanks for the broformation guys.

Broformation by Bropocalypse December 12, 2012

mentarbate 

Derivative of "masturbate."

The act of indulging in "analysis paralysis" when you should be getting things done instead. Possibly coined by Ryan Davis. A distant cousin of the verb "to bikeshed."

A: "I dunno, dude. The iPhone is sexy, but this Android phone comes with lasers."
B: "You've been debating this choice for weeks. Are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?"

mentarbate by bropocalypse October 21, 2010