Verb; Term used to describe a new bro member or one who isn't following the universal "Bro Code". Term is usually said when a fellow bro is fucking up.
Can be used as an exclamation, a question, or an answer to any question. However, it can only be used by short Italian guys that have low voices, a "New York" accent and are built to rip a car in half. They are usually named Vinny. If anyone else were to use it, someone that DOES qualify will surely be in earshot and would immediately appear and start "trowin' a beatin' on ya!
See a cute girl: "Fuck Bro", hit thumb with hammer: "Fuck Bro", ask: Do you want fries with that: "Fuck Bro", I just won a million dollars!!: "Fuck Bro?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.