british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

british beef by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

british beef

Namely TVR, seeing as the rest of the world has bought our beloved motor industry, it being the greatest in the world. Despite their reputation for uneconomical sports cars which are a touch unreliable, they produced the cerbera speed 12, capable of 240mph. I believe that rapes everything American, and anything french.

''Oh hell no son, my dinosaur V8 was ripped to pieces by that Silver flash that went by, it must have been a TVR''

''Ve are ze french, ve vill stick to our renault 5, no? va va voom thierry henry you talentless git''

british beef by TO4R.com July 21, 2004

british beef

what is left in the seat by a jaguar owner after a corvette passes him

oh no i left some british beef in my jag seat after that corvette beat me

british beef by neon41 May 6, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022