brightlee 

Horizontally challenged and makes the earth shake

Boy: Daym do u feel that..?
Girl:Oh don’t worry it’s just brightlee getting up to sharpen her pencil…
Boy:oh ngl I thought the world was ending the earthquake was insane

brightlee by Mynutzitch January 23, 2024

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

Breighlee 

A cute girl who is unbearably sweet without fail. It is impossible to be sad around Breighlee. She always puts everyone above herself and does everything she can to help other people. Breighlee continuously looks down on herself and never gives herself the credit she deserves for being the smart, talented, and kind person she is. You will never meet anyone as beautiful as Breighlee.

Breighlee walked her dog and ate chicken nuggets.

Breighlee by Biggy chee-Z January 26, 2020

brittlee

The most amazing girl you could ever meet,and you should never let her go no matter what and always stay by her side.

Brittlee is the most amazing girl in the world.

brittlee by CBMX July 25, 2017

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

brightlined 

enforcement of undisputable rule; having the smack brought down on you; having the book thrown at you; getting schooled.

Pronger should have been brightlined for stomping on Ryan Kesler's leg, but the NHL didn't have the balls to follow through.

brightlined by b_coalter March 30, 2008

Brighted 

A verb; the habitual act of achieving 'blackout' stage. To be brighted your motor skills must be absent, you are completely unaware of your current location and or surroundings and, most importantly, one must have a 40oz Magnum in there posession at all time.

Jimmy got so Brighted last night he found himself half naked in an alley behind JcPennys. Being in a half Brighted stage he staggers home to discover his wallet and cell phone missing. Curious of what happened Jimmy contacts his friends where he then discovers he jumped into an 87 Coupe DeVille late the night before.

Brighted by dArKeRtHnU April 9, 2010