2 definitions by Matches&Gasoline

Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 27, 2023