Briandead 

LIke "braindead" but on a new spectrum of thick-headedness; reserved only for people named "Brian" or "Brain"

The answer to the question is 5x+12, not whatever garbage you have... you are so briandead.

Briandead by BiggestBrainBoy April 7, 2019

Brianda 

A beautiful, ethereal enigmatic angel who is highly empathetic and kind. She has a big heart that is often taken for granted. Approaches the world with an open mindset, constantly analyzing everything around her. She is often times stuck deep inside of her head. Would rather be alone most times. Is angelically tall. Very generous and understanding, although she is stubborn and hardheaded. Either likes film, reading, writing, or painting. Very versatile. Very blunt.

If she loves you, she *loves* you and will give you everything that she can. She is shy and quiet and does not talk much, but once you get to know her, you will be glad that you ever approached her. She is weird, and I can guarantee you that you have never met anyone like her.

I met Brianda and instantly knew that she was the love of my life.

Brianda is an amazing angel that I am so thankful to have in my life.

Brianda by flowerdeity January 21, 2017

Are you fucking braindead dude? 

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.

Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Are you fucking braindead dude? by GOOSESTEP9000 November 16, 2018

Branded Camel 

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.

Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"

Branded Camel by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

Braindead Elie 

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.

"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"

Braindead Elie by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022

braindead 

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

braindead by Linton July 11, 2003

brianda 

A beautiful person inside and out.

tends to have problems with discussing their feelings.

someone who is always there to help and easy 2 fall in love with.

Dude im in love, shes such a Brianda.

shes so beautiful, smart, loving, and sexy, shes such a Brianda

brianda by Richard lovato April 20, 2009