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To do a "Breslin" one must first tan wine and chib cunts.
Get absolutely hammered, then fight with everyone whilst shouting

"Kieran Breslin in yer scheme! Pump yer burd and make her scream!"
or
"Fleeto!"
To be Breslin'd means to be that drunk, everything offends you.
Especially the Proclaimers.
"Oh god, I was Breslin'd last night"
"YEah I know man, you punched a Russian guy in the face for talking to you."

"Mate, I wanna get Breslin'd tonight!"

Off in the distance: "Feelto! Tonic wine! Chib cunts!"
"That guy must be Breslin'd out his face."
Breslin by HocusPocus October 9, 2012
Words you can keep
a breslin is a creamy, cheesy, toe lover. breslins toes are wanted by ash.
hey, did you see breslins cheesy toes today?
breslin by Pingu4Life October 27, 2021
a Breslin is a cheesy, creamy, toe lover. Breslins toes are wanted by ash
Did you see Breslins creamy toes today?
Breslin by Pingu4Life October 27, 2021
Breslin is a creamy, cheesy, toe lover. Ash always wants Breslins toes.
hey, did you see Breslins creamy toes today?
breslin by Pingu4Life October 28, 2021
A unit of linear measure popularized in Western North Carolina. One Breslin is equal to 2” on linear length.
That yard stick is equal to 18 Breslins.
Breslin by Nancy Polosi April 3, 2022

chrissy breslin is a vampire 

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!

Abigail Breslin

A GREAT actress, currently known for he role as Olive in the movie Little Miss Sunshine. She is a cute girl, very funny, but mature for her age (She was born in 1996)! Other movies she has been in include Signs, ]Raising Helen], Keane. Abigail is awesome! Sister of actor Spencer Breslin, and native to New York, NY.
Abigail Breslin was great in Little Miss Sunshine, my new favorite movie. Some people say she could be the next Dakota Fanning, but I have to say, Abigail is the best!
Abigail Breslin by ericacatlover January 16, 2007
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