brensexual 

being attracted to brendon urie only.

Them: Hey what's your sexuality?
Me: Oh i'm brensexual
Them: what's that?
Me: I'm only attracted to Brendon Urie

brensexual by blainemustdie January 7, 2021

Dylano'briensexual 

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual

Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!

Dylano'briensexual by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020

bidensexual 

Bidensexual is a term used to describe anyone who dick rides Joe Biden or always talks about how much better he is than Donald Trump. These are his fans that are delusional to his years as a career politician & make him sound like the second coming of Christ because they feel he singlehandedly saved America during the 2020 presidential election. Whenever any negativity is brought up they use Donald Trump as a cover to change the subject.

These Bidensexuals get very sensitive whenever you bring up any scandals his family has been tied to over the years

bidensexual by My fellow American 2020 December 12, 2020

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022

bronsexual 

Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.

1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual

bronsexual by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015

Closet Bronsexual 

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

Closet Bronsexual by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015

Beansexual 

someone who is attracted to Beans

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual

Beansexual by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019