brewsexual

To choose boose over boobs
Craft over ass
schnapps over cocks
Essentially choose to drink instead of engage in sexual relations.

I totally decided to get wasted instead of seeing my girl, I think I may be brewsexual

by 911totallywasntweirdatall June 2, 2016

Byesexual

(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have Romantic/Sexual feelings.

A:" I'm byesexual"
B:" you're what?"
A:" I'm lonely as f*ck!"

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Dylano'briensexual

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual

Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!

by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020

Breadsexual

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

by Sencide April 5, 2022

bronsexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.

1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual

by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015

Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015

Byesexual

(adj) Being single for so long that you don't even remember which of the polar genders you're interested in.

My byesexuality can be self-contradictory

by Akinloluwa October 6, 2020