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Brenchley
A shit-hole "park" situated in Maidstone, comprised of a bandstand, a monument, benches and obese pigeons. Various species of teenager may be spotted here, including the chav/pikey, the goth, the emo, and occasionally the scene kid.
Commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them fags.
Beware the pikeys. They will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.
Commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them fags.
Beware the pikeys. They will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.
Brenchley by IShatOnThatDoorstep December 7, 2010
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the Bencil Sharpener
Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
the Bencil Sharpener by mkpk January 17, 2020
Freddie robert brenchly
He is a sexy beast who has the biggest shlong imaginable, he is the kindest person you will ever know but he has an obsession with biscuits. On the other hand, he is a pussy and would run in a situation between fight or flight. He is a very kind hearted young man and should be treated with upmost respect at all times.
Freddie robert brenchly by Shskusnsksjhdnsiwhsislut November 27, 2021
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