Definitions by mkpk
Rapist
Colloquial contraction of ''rap-artist''
Romanian Randy
Boy 1: Got meself a Volkswagen Golf, 2004, yesterday. Hatta give the dealer a Romanian Randy in the back alley, but what's 5 minutes, y'know?
Boy 2: Please, sir, there are other people waiting in line.
Boy 2: Please, sir, there are other people waiting in line.
Romanian Randy by mkpk January 17, 2020
the Bencil Sharpener
Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
the Bencil Sharpener by mkpk January 17, 2020
attention-whoring
An adjective used to describe a person performing a pathetic act that is purely done in order to gain attention. The people that attention whore are typically lowlifes, who use sites such as Youtube as their whoring grounds.
''Jimmy posted a comment on Youtube saying that his dog had died. What an attention-whoring douchebag.''
''Tifanny intentionally dropped a tampon in class like the attention-whoring slut she is.''
''It's sad that you tried to commit suicide, but this is Youtube. Get your attention-whoring ass out of here!''
''Tifanny intentionally dropped a tampon in class like the attention-whoring slut she is.''
''It's sad that you tried to commit suicide, but this is Youtube. Get your attention-whoring ass out of here!''
attention-whoring by mkpk May 31, 2018
staple gun
A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
staple gun by mkpk May 17, 2018
burger planet
A legendary streamer and fitness model, who is known for bringing other streamers such as ice poseidon to fame.
Wow, burger planet? That's the funny, fit and handsome streamer who does not prey on handicapped girls!
burger planet by mkpk May 16, 2018