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A guy named Ben, a COD player with only 600 wins calling streamers bots. With a pencil dick
#Bencil
Bencil by Oreilly1507 September 30, 2022
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the Bencil Sharpener 

Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
the Bencil Sharpener by mkpk January 17, 2020
Bentil is the life of an Empire. He or she is highly influential combined with greater agility, consciousness, compassion, and believe. Bentils are empire builders and their quest for success is unending due to the prolific nature of their believe which is most often rooted in optimism. Everyone need Bentils.
You need more Bentil to be successful in your endeavours.
Bentil by KweksWarhorse February 16, 2019

St. Benildus College 

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
Benchlore is the secret member of benchtrio but also one of my favorite mutuals. They are so sweet to me and like Tommyinnit so win win.
You aren't benchlore's mutual? LOSERRR
benchlore by ranbubbless August 21, 2021
A godlike being who is basically too cute to exist with the lower beings in this universe. If you don't simp for Benci when you see him you are probably really depressed or just dysfunctional. Usually he attracts all the tall, bisexual, mommy type females in an at least 8 miles wide area.
This guy emits such a godly vibe, he must be a Benci
That tall sexy bisexual mommy really simps for that guy, he must be a Benci!
Benci by guzababa May 4, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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