breathing penis
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beating penis
Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
beating penis by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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beating a dead penis
When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
beating a dead penis by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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