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Beastmaxing

Maxing means maxing out. Beastmaxing is maxing out your capability to be a BEAST
Scott: Bro I’m straight up maxing

Noah: I just pooped my pants. I’m straight up BEASTMAXING

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
breastages by lola May 17, 2004

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'
Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Breast Man 

I am a breast man, Bill yelled.
Breast Man by Erik S Taylor February 5, 2005

Beastman Aids 

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.
I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Beastman Aids by Sodomech January 22, 2004

Breasta Majesta 

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
Breasta Majesta by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010