Beastman 

Gives beastman aids to every good boy and girl today

I've got aids ! Beastman aids !

Beastman by Crowbar October 8, 2003

Beastman 

A mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. Commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. Few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. Partially covered in hair. These victims were found by local town's people, sexually assaulted and physically beaten. There has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. Beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage sex, see the example below. Beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous.
The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.

"Dont go sleeping with boys or the beastman will get you"

Beastman by MikeR0959 May 25, 2008

beastman 

In He-Man and the Masters of the universe, one of Skeletor's evil henchmen. He has the power over wild beasts.

"What was that Beastman?"

beastman by Overlord of Evil June 6, 2004

Beastman 

Used in the song Skeletor Vs Beastman by CKY

Hairy person "I have aids...hmmm...beastman aids"

Beastman by Nocheesetonight October 6, 2006

beastman 

man or animal that has fur growing in odd places

that thing is what we call a beastman

beastman by jenfoldsfive September 24, 2003

beastman 

Odd fellow who is very hairy and flirts with girls, he wants to trick them (get them to shave his back, man thats a hard position to shave!).

Man, that beast man needs to stop blastcocking people so much!

beastman by PoopEFace September 24, 2003

Beastman 

Dylan Ereman is all that needs to be said , Right Skeletor?

Dylan Ereman Was around way before the Beastman on he-man. He is the true Beastman.

Beastman by skeletor941 January 23, 2010