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Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Beastly Jones 

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great
Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!
Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011

beastly deacon 

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.
Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!
beastly deacon by flayedchild December 30, 2009

beastlyman gideon 

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.
Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.
beastlyman gideon by stlcards2life November 12, 2011

beastly bandit 

Frefers to someone of extreme awsomeness that was known after the original The Notorious B15
G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original

breastling 

What happens when a really busty girl does jumping jacks.
Dude, I'm about to head down to the gym to see if I can catch the end of the breastling season.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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