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breast fest

1. A gathering of a lot of girls in one place.
2. Completely opposite of a sausage fest.
3. If the girls are good looking, a man's nirvana.
1. The boy band concert was a complete breast fest.
2. I was so happy that the party was one big breast fest and I hooked up like three times.
3. This breast fest is like heaven.
by The Real McLovin March 12, 2009
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Bed 'n' breast fest

An absolute bacchanalian festival of titty. In plain English, an orgy, though it could perhaps also apply to a particularly raucous party. Of course a play on the phrase "Bed 'n' Breakfast".
person 1: were yall up super late partying after i left?
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me
by square_penix May 12, 2022
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breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

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i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
by wterasta March 11, 2010
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Breastest

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
by Asnogordo May 30, 2018
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breastfast

The short period in a human male's life where he isn't always thinking about boobs. Starts after breastfeeding ceases and finishes at puberty.
I used to be a huge comic book fan, but I lost interest after breastfast.
by neonwombat August 4, 2009
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Breastesticles

Having a set of testicles, one on each nipple.
Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.

Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.
by The Horny Batman May 10, 2009
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breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)
dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.
by marrisol August 11, 2006
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