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Bed 'n' breast fest 

An absolute bacchanalian festival of titty. In plain English, an orgy, though it could perhaps also apply to a particularly raucous party. Of course a play on the phrase "Bed 'n' Breakfast".
person 1: were yall up super late partying after i left?
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastest 

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
Breastest by Asnogordo May 30, 2018

breastfast 

The short period in a human male's life where he isn't always thinking about boobs. Starts after breastfeeding ceases and finishes at puberty.
I used to be a huge comic book fan, but I lost interest after breastfast.
breastfast by neonwombat August 4, 2009

Breastesticles 

Having a set of testicles, one on each nipple.
Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.

Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.

breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)
dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.
breastestes by marrisol August 11, 2006
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