neonwombat's definitions

breastfast

The short period in a human male's life where he isn't always thinking about boobs. Starts after breastfeeding ceases and finishes at puberty.

I used to be a huge comic book fan, but I lost interest after breastfast.

by neonwombat August 4, 2009

dudevet

A chap cuddling his bed partner by lying of top of him/her.

My boyfriend came back from the shower this morning and smothered me with a big cuddle. I love a dudevet.

by neonwombat August 11, 2009

thunco

A person with poor thumb dexterity. Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Portmanteau of thumb and unco, the latter a popular Australian abbreviation of 'uncoordinated', meaning clumsy or possessing poor manual dexterity. Many people from Generation X and before are thuncos, not having grown up with text messaging, video games and other agents of repetitive strain injury.

I'll be a while typing this text message, I'm a total thunco.

Look at him trying to play Halo! He's so thunco!

by neonwombat January 17, 2009