breanie

A beanie with a small brim attatched, usually worn cocked to the side.

I just bought a sick breanie to go snowboarding in!

by Mt. Whitney HS December 20, 2004

Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Breanne

A girl to die for. She is unique, gorgeous, and one in a million. You want her as a friend, she will stand up for you no matter what. Always looking for an adventure. A great girlfriend, she is perfect, and everyone knows it. She is a great baker, artist, and musician. She is interesting, and you can't resist talking to her for hours. She is funny, and trustworthy. She will carry out any promise. Has an excellent memory, but doesn't reveal too much of her true self. She is adored by all, though some may not admit it. Everyone wants a breanne in her life. She can't always decide on things, but is very passionate for the things she believes in. She is a great actress, and can exaggerate with ease.

-person 1--hey, what do you think if that breanne?

Person 2--oh, she is amazing!!!

by Kittyk1210 November 27, 2014

beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.

Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019