break lag 

The sluggish, tired feeling you get after your lunch break at work. Often leads to lethargy and a tendency to get little done and/or kill time until the end of the day.

"I was so productive earlier today, but after sitting down for a half-hour and having that burger I'm having wicked break lag."

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break lag by Delirium319 October 21, 2011

Spring Break- Lagged 

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.

(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

Spring Break- Lagged by Mon-Star March 23, 2010

Breaklag

A temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after being on break from school. Similar to jetlag but is caused by going back to school after being on break rather than by time zones. A person experiencing breaklag will find that they cannot sleep until very late and cannot wake up on time for classes upon returning to college.

Mina: "...also, why are you still awake?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"

Breaklag by LiveXAndXLearn January 5, 2012