Breaklag

A temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after being on break from school. Similar to jetlag but is caused by going back to school after being on break rather than by time zones. A person experiencing breaklag will find that they cannot sleep until very late and cannot wake up on time for classes upon returning to college.

Mina: "...also, why are you still awake?"
Christina: "I either don't sleep or I go to bed past 6am."
Mina: "Breaklag much?"

Breaklag by LiveXAndXLearn January 5, 2012

Breakfag 

A member of the ghey website Break.com. In early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. After the short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, EBW. However, the people at break.com were extremely butthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. Clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakfags then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with random "gore" photos and various tranny porn ( obviously homemade by breakfags, due to their preference for penis even in their choice of women/men ) The trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending time on their own website.

To identify a breakfag, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty Mountain Dew bottles, a large bulbous ass from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.

The usual environment of the breakfag ( breakfagus unemployudous ) is almost always the basement of their parents house. They rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.

When encountering a breakfag, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakfag will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. The mating call of the breakfag is a "dawging" which is somewhat like a pwning, only more retarded. They even have a site dedicated to "dawging" which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.

They are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and Chris Hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.

ebaumer: Hey sup! Wasn't that video funny?

breakfag: Your gay. I fucked your mom. insert tranny porn pic here

ebaumer: Jesus. Are you breakfags STILL here trolling?

breakfag: OOOh.. I just dawged you. FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP

Breakfag by MaxRhino February 2, 2009

Breakage 

The use of breakbeats in music like drum'n'bass.

Top quality breakage.

Breakage by xxx April 3, 2005

Disassociative Service Breakage 

This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.

The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.

This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.

I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.

A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.

Disassociative Service Breakage by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006

Soul-Breakage 

The effect of being exposed to Two Girls One Cup for more than five seconds.

The sound of breaking glass and monkey vomit soon followed my friend's viewing of TGOC and she was never the same afterwards. I suspect she was exposed too long and that resulted in Soul-Breakage

Soul-Breakage by Ferrovir September 29, 2011

breakage 

when something of yours breaks

I've got some major breakage here

breakage by Silly October 1, 2004

break lag 

The sluggish, tired feeling you get after your lunch break at work. Often leads to lethargy and a tendency to get little done and/or kill time until the end of the day.

"I was so productive earlier today, but after sitting down for a half-hour and having that burger I'm having wicked break lag."

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break lag by Delirium319 October 21, 2011