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bread crumbs

Derived from the term "bread", used in place of the word "money". Bread crumbs are small change, ie. quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies.
Person 1: Yo dawg, I's found me some mad bread crumbs while I was cleaning mah sofa.
Person 2: Fo real, cuz? That's straight crazy. Wee'z can go to WacArnolds and get a big bucket o' grease fries.
bread crumbs by punkgtrst096 May 16, 2005

Bread crumbs

The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis
For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly
Bread crumbs by Podfyhhhfdfffc February 9, 2017

bread crumbs

The little bits of weed left over after breaking it up to make a joint.
yo man, you better clean up dem bread crumbs, cuz if you get caught at the border with it, your gonna get arrested.
bread crumbs by K Yee October 15, 2008

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.
Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.
bread crumbs by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

bread crumbs

an assortment of various random objects, which are often useless or valueless; knick-knacks
Look at this cool pen I found while hunting for bread crumbs!

I took my metal detector out to the beach, but all I got were bread crumbs.
bread crumbs by AmorLegends February 21, 2021

Bread crumbs and beaver spit 

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School
Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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