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bread bag 

A bag that bread comes in.
it is a little known fact that homosexual acts become "not gay" if you put a bread bag on
"that's a little gay dude, better put a bread bag on it"
"It's not gay if you put a bread bag on it"
"you could put a bread bag on Luis Spence and he'd be rendered temporarily completely heterosexual"
bread bag by The breadbagger April 18, 2013
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bread bag bong 

A homemade smoking device made by a 2 lieter bottle and a bread bag and some tape

1.) Cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2.) Put the bag inside the bottle from the bottom ( which is cut off ) leaving about 3-4 inches of bag hanging out and tape to outside of bottle
3.) Pull the bag out of the bottle as you light the weed and the smoke draws into the bottle take off the cap and inhale on the bottle
Get the bread bag bong and we will get stoned

brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.
While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.

Fart In A Bread Bag 

Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.
My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery

wonder bread bag 

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.
wonder bread bag by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

Bread Baggin'

When you put bread bags ( or any other type of bag ) over your new shows so they dont get dirty when you're outside. Then you take of the bags when you get to school ( or wherever ) and you're fresh and clean in the kicks department.
Damb! That dudes kicks is way clean! He must be bread baggin' on the way to school!
Bread Baggin' by Kick Stay Clean January 28, 2008

Bread bagging 

When ur too broke to afford Condoms
Harley : wanna go bread bagging Freda…spent all my money on beer and got no rubbers
Bread bagging by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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