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Request death by brazon bull 

When the police failure is as bad as this you can request death by brazon bull for the aggressive party
I officially request death by brazon bull for the police

Un Brazo 

One of the mythical beasts of xcountry/track.

He was known for his unique running form, where he would run with one arm swinging regularly and the other arm dangling as he ran. Thus, the name Un Brazo was born.
He was also known for his very slow pace. He was often the last person to finish a race and would get outrageous times, like 30 minutes on a 3-mile race.
No one knows his real name. He just mysteriously appeared in one xcountry season and disappeared during track season, leaving behind the great impact that he had in our lives.

This is the Legend of the Un Brazo.
Brasil: Dude, do you remember Un Brazo? That nigga was so slow I could beat him running on my arms.
ArmoHater: OMG, Un Brazo! I just wanna get his head and beat him with the locker door!
John: You need to calm down.
ArmoHater: No regrets!
Brasil: Haters Club!
John: Wow, I don't know you guys anymore.
Brasil: Kudo and Guam, you guys can't join.
ArmoHater: Yeah, you guys gotta become more like haters.
Un Brazo by BrasilStyle April 25, 2009
When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.
Guy1: I am in love with you

Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)

Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.

Context: India
Brozone by Vegabond X August 24, 2017

brozone layer 

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.
Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
brozone layer by lordeChae December 13, 2014
The ship of Jason Grace and the Brick. (Popular ship from Heroes Of Olympus series)
"Wow, Brason is totally my otp!"
brason by Mrs.O'Leary March 4, 2015
1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.
"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"
Bazoner by msammaa August 9, 2010