brazilian fires

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n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

brazilian fires by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

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Brazilian Fire Dragon

When a guy is getting a blow job and as he's coming in the girl's mouth, he tells her something ridiculous that makes her choke... and cum spew out of her nose.. like fire.

"Oh, god, I'm gonna come"

::Guy is coming::

"By the way, I have AIDS"

::Girl chokes, cum spews::

Thus, the girl becomes a Brazilian Fire Dragon.

Brazilian Fire Dragon by BeyondMyControl January 28, 2010

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Brazilian Fire Hydrant

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

Brazilian Fire Hydrant by southernkrusade April 12, 2010

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brazilian forest fire

when you light her pubes on fire and jizz on it to put the fire out

idk how tf to use brazilian forest fire in a sentence

brazilian forest fire by CumSquat December 23, 2015

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Brazilian Brush Fire

When using a chemical to remove hair from your groan area, it drips down the crack of your ass and burns!

I was trying to wax my bikini area, and ended up with a Brazilian Brush Fire. My butt crack burned for days.

Brazilian Brush Fire by esuap November 3, 2010

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Brazilian Nut Fiesta

Simultaneous act of 3 or more pairs of shorn ballsacs into one women's mouth while she performs a motorboat like tea bagging.

Guy #1: Hey dude, sweet party last night huh?
Guy #2: Yeah man, me and some of the other guys totally gave that stripper a Brazilian Nut Fiesta!
Guy #1: Right on dude! Is your bag bruised?

Brazilian Nut Fiesta by FatRico November 29, 2011

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Brazilian Bush Fire

When you light the girls massive bush on fire, and put it out with your semen.

Hey babe, can i brazilian bush fire you?

Brazilian Bush Fire by Mr. Morkos February 3, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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