brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

Brazilian Fire Dragon

When a guy is getting a blow job and as he's coming in the girl's mouth, he tells her something ridiculous that makes her choke... and cum spew out of her nose.. like fire.

"Oh, god, I'm gonna come"

::Guy is coming::

"By the way, I have AIDS"

::Girl chokes, cum spews::

Thus, the girl becomes a Brazilian Fire Dragon.

by BeyondMyControl January 28, 2010

Brazilian Fire Hydrant

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

by southernkrusade April 12, 2010

brazilian forest fire

when you light her pubes on fire and jizz on it to put the fire out

idk how tf to use brazilian forest fire in a sentence

by CumSquat December 23, 2015

Brazilian Brush Fire

When using a chemical to remove hair from your groan area, it drips down the crack of your ass and burns!

I was trying to wax my bikini area, and ended up with a Brazilian Brush Fire. My butt crack burned for days.

by esuap November 3, 2010