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Definitions by southernkrusade

Return to Sender 

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

Brazilian Fire Hydrant 

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.