Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010

Brazilian Fire Hydrant

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

by southernkrusade April 12, 2010