what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or
b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts
Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.
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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!
when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.
dangerous and illogical things happen.
"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"
Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)
This usually occurs early in the morning, and the period you can be affected by it will extend the less sleep you got the previous night. During a Brainlapse, you forget where you were going, what you were doing and sometimes who you are.
Brainlapsing is usually accompanied by a halt in movement until the Brainlapse has passed.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, right. Sorry, I had a Brainlapse. I was up late last night.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.