The pie capital of Minnesota, located about an hour north of the twin cities on highway 65. A town where all the old people gather at the Park Cafe for breakfast, and the pizza pub for dinner. They have one gas station that is WAAAY over priced. You better not go to the apartments, or you will probably get offered some meth or some other type of weird drug. They even have a dollar general now! Braham is pretty safe, just do not talk to strangers on the street.
Martin: Wanna go visit Braham, Minn.?
Emily: Sure! I will bring my meth pipe!
by treeman6 January 9, 2018
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A school where you will definitely find police reports, drugs, alcohol, and maybe an STD. If you are not a jock or a pretty girl, no one cares about you. Sometimes you have to watch a youtube video on how to do something for a class, knowing that about 87% of teachers are useless. The sports are usually really good, but beyond that, the education is trash. Braham is also a place where you can go to vape in the bathroom, or have honking battles in the school parking lot.
Sally: Should i transfer to Braham High School?
Josh: Fuck no!!
by treeman6 January 9, 2018
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The powdery face of Abraham Lincoln on a folded $5 bill after you pulverize ketamine in it.
by Kya Nite August 20, 2014
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