box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

box of assorted creams by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.

Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.

A box of assorted creams by janes labiela. April 15, 2009

assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

assorted box of creams by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003