box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

box of assorted creams by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.

Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.

A box of assorted creams by janes labiela. April 15, 2009

assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

assorted box of creams by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020