bowel evacuation 

The process of taking a large poop. It can be solid or loose but the more the better.

Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.

John: Maybe it wasn't the food.

Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.

bowel evacuation by Dragon Pipes November 14, 2013

wet bowel evacuation 

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.

Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".

wet bowel evacuation by Yo mama left nipple November 15, 2010

bowl evacuation 

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.

Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!

bowl evacuation by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009

Ejaculation Bowl

A college football bowl game sponsored by condom and sex toy makers as well as by pharmaceutical companies that sell drugs to treat erectile dysfunction.

During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.

The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.

The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.

One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."

Ejaculation Bowl by Velvet Tongue January 2, 2026