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The resulting misfire when your mom walks in while you're masturbating.
I forgot to lock my door and I had a boujack when my mom busted in.
boujack by Nevertell January 9, 2008
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boyacked 

The act of having to deal with so much stupidity concentrated in one small amount of time that it makes you want to crawl into a 500 degree oven.
After speaking with Marc I felt boyacked.
boyacked by Aunt Bunny August 13, 2021

Boyackism 

/boy-ak-isum/ noun
A statement or metaphor used frequently in technically adept crowds to illustrate the importance of fundamental technological principles, following best practices, and, above all, basic logic.
Did you hear my boss Chris dropping Boyackisms? That guy really knows how to motivate me.
Boyackism by That handle is cool September 1, 2023

Stevie Boyack 

The best 14 minutes of your life from they’re it’s going to be down hill brown brown brogues and no one recognises you when you go back to ibrox.
When you get home your gonna getting Stevie Boyack
Stevie Boyack by Gallus September 25, 2025
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026