bottley

mentally disabled person, retard
orininated in surrey after the bottley mental asylem

aww your such a bottley

by robin May 13, 2005

Bottley

The small wet patch of wee wee left on your underwear if you don't properly shake off after weeing.

i've got a massive bottley after that wee

by PS1990 January 17, 2015

bottled it

When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.

Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."

Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"

or

after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"

by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009

bottle it

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.

Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!

by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005

Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.

"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"

by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015

Bottle of smiles

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017

bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.

I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020