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when a bunch of people return bottles to the bottle machine at once and cause machines to fill up and leave a huge mess after using the bottle machine

wow i just cleaned the bottle machines but we got bottle raped

bottle rape by idkwhatmynameis November 20, 2007

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Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

Water bottle rape by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016

Related Words

bottle rape • Water bottle rape • Rape Battle • battlerape • bottlecaped • Bottlecap Eye Syndrome • bottle • bottle rocket • bottle neck • bottle caps

Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.

Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.

Rape Battle by Bonamour October 13, 2011

Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.

Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!

Rape Battle by sIRMAI January 17, 2020

battlerape

1. What occurs when two individuals, in a very awkward set of circumstances, attempt to rape each other.
2. The act of rape taken to an extreme, intensely vigorous degree, such that the raper is almost always fatally wearied by the end.
3. Hilarious misspelling of 'battlerap'.

So i sneaked into her house, only to find her ready and waiting to rape me back. That was the most intense battlerape i've ever had.

The battlerape at the end of 8 mile was amazing.

battlerape by Ulisses Gurgel September 30, 2006

bottlecaped

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.

Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.

bottlecaped by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026