bostrich 

one who does not understand when everyone else does

The bostrich missed the exam even though it was written on the board.

bostrich by rhymeswithostrich June 16, 2011

bostrich 

A cross between a bitch and on ostrich.

I thought that chick was a postrich, but after talking to her, I can tell she's a complete bostrich.

bostrich by joshjordan October 31, 2011

Borstrich 

Noun- Bird+Ostrich+Horse = Borstrich

ELLEN BROOKS IS A BORSTRICH. but I love her.

love gar.

Borstrich by poop12345678987654321 November 4, 2011

Bosterich

A large, exceptionally gifted osterich, capable of providing direction and leadership to a herd of lesser osterichs. May also be used to describe a human exhibiting similar traits.
In some cases, bosterich may be used as a substitute for currnecy.
Can be used as an insult, compliment, adjective or verbal form.

Those osterichs need a bosterich!
That guy is such a bosterich.
He makes billions of bosterich.
You fucking bosterich.
Your the bosterich.
How bosterich of you to say so.
I'm gonna fuckin bosterich you're ass.

Bosterich by Big Papa Goat November 27, 2003

Bosstrich 

a way of describing someone who is involved in boss-like activities, or who has just done, or is known to do, amazing acts of awesomeness in their day to day lives.

"Bro, I just dropped 40 tonight on the other team."
"man, you're such a bosstrich."

or

"Bosstrich, doing anything special today?"

or

"Man, way to go clutch Bosstrch"

Bosstrich by german-australian-guy-what. April 21, 2010

Bosstrich 

A guy who is such a boss at a party or a bar, that he has multiple girls around him at all times.

In the animal kingdom a male ostrich will fight another male ostrich for a harem of 2-7 hens. However a Bosstrich doesn't need to fight anyone for the respect of women, because he already has it!!

Dude, you see Derek last night with those 4 hot chicks hanging all over him?

Yeah, Derek was a such a Bosstrich last night!!

Bosstrich by Murray123184 July 11, 2011

Bostricated 

To be completely hammered after a long night of drinking.

Man, when I left the bar last night i was so bostricated.

Bostricated by Gdiddy August 23, 2008