borrown

When you ask to borrow something with no intentions of ever giving it back.

"That is one snazzy sunflower tie, I'm going to have to borrown that someday!"

by David Bisbal superfan January 31, 2010

Borrown

When someone borrows something knowing there never returning it. Aka crafty theft , Scumbag move, politely jacking you,

Tommy showed up to Indigo's house wearing the jacket he borrowed 5 weeks ago. Indigo seen him saying isnt that my jacket? He replies no its mine i bought it! Indigo then says damn, why people always "borrowning" my shit?... Indigo knows it her jacket for certain because she designed & made it herself. Chronicology Unlimited... Your entire life customized...

by Indigo Blues Ways July 23, 2025

grand theft borrower

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.

Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016

permanently borrow

To steal or acquire something and never give it back

Can I permanently borrow you’re dress?

by A Shep December 5, 2015

Borrowdale

An area known for producing the fiercest warriors on the face of Leyland, their superior skills at gripping people and objects as well as their fearlessness (unless something catches fire) makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Facts
1.The building is currently under quarantine utilising modern technology such as bars on the windows and a manual door
2.Desks are circular in order to prevent retards from loosing organs such as their eyes
3.It guarantees your place at the butt of every joke and a back breaking career sucking Ronald McDonald's cock or leeching off the social services should you have a lesson timetabled there
4.Also smells strongly of weed, yet no one has ever found it growing
5.The best sadistic on the face of the earth can be found at lunchtimes in the canteen, highlights include retards squirting milk out of their nose
6.Apparently a place in the lake district, also a road in Leyland

Borrowdale Warriors

by mainthing September 1, 2010

borrower

A borrower is a small person ,about 2 inches tall, who lives in the walls of humans and borrows things that they need to survive. If they are seen by said human, they must leave that house and find a new host.

Dude1: dude, have you seen insert object of little importance here ?
Dude2: yo, maybe a borrower took it
Borrower: I can indeed confirm that.
Both dudes: dude...

by Tricky kitten 13 October 25, 2019

Can I borrow a feeling?

The title of a song written by Simpsons' character Kirk Van Houten during his divorce with Luann Van Houten in Season 4, Eposide 4 (A Milhouse Divided). Aired December 1, 1996.

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love

by honig May 24, 2006