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When someone borrows something knowing there never returning it. Aka crafty theft , Scumbag move, politely jacking you,
Tommy showed up to Indigo's house wearing the jacket he borrowed 5 weeks ago. Indigo seen him saying isnt that my jacket? He replies no its mine i bought it! Indigo then says damn, why people always "borrowning" my shit?... Indigo knows it her jacket for certain because she designed & made it herself. Chronicology Unlimited... Your entire life customized...
Borrown by Indigo Blues Ways July 23, 2025

grand theft borrower 

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

permanently borrow 

To steal or acquire something and never give it back
Can I permanently borrow you’re dress?
permanently borrow by A Shep December 5, 2015

Borrowdale 

An area known for producing the fiercest warriors on the face of Leyland, their superior skills at gripping people and objects as well as their fearlessness (unless something catches fire) makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Facts
1.The building is currently under quarantine utilising modern technology such as bars on the windows and a manual door
2.Desks are circular in order to prevent retards from loosing organs such as their eyes
3.It guarantees your place at the butt of every joke and a back breaking career sucking Ronald McDonald's cock or leeching off the social services should you have a lesson timetabled there
4.Also smells strongly of weed, yet no one has ever found it growing
5.The best sadistic on the face of the earth can be found at lunchtimes in the canteen, highlights include retards squirting milk out of their nose
6.Apparently a place in the lake district, also a road in Leyland
Borrowdale Warriors
Borrowdale by mainthing September 1, 2010

borrower 

A borrower is a small person ,about 2 inches tall, who lives in the walls of humans and borrows things that they need to survive. If they are seen by said human, they must leave that house and find a new host.
Dude1: dude, have you seen insert object of little importance here ?
Dude2: yo, maybe a borrower took it
Borrower: I can indeed confirm that.
Both dudes: dude...
borrower by Tricky kitten 13 October 25, 2019

Can I borrow a feeling? 

The title of a song written by Simpsons' character Kirk Van Houten during his divorce with Luann Van Houten in Season 4, Eposide 4 (A Milhouse Divided). Aired December 1, 1996.
Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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