borlando 

Usually the Autistic guy in the group. They usually are tall and is sometimes an ass. They don't think about what they say and has a tiny dick.

Man you're such a borlando

borlando by University of Texas October 26, 2017

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

Wes Borland 

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.

''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia

Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007

wes borland 

is back in Limp Bizkit. What the hell?

Wes Borland was my hero when I was 11.

wes borland by daner December 23, 2004

Joe Borland 

Joe Borland is a confident person who can very often have a gap in there teeth however that doesn’t stop them from having bad looks, many Joe Borland’s are born in the month of may and are pretty shit at singing and dancing. Despite the fact Joe Borland is a shit dancer and singer that doesn’t mean no one likes him infact many people find Joe Borland funny and kind and not very often rude or horrible...

‘Oh look Vanessa, that’s Joe Borland! Does anyone not like him’

Joe Borland by Gapoinyateetho February 2, 2020

Hunter Borland 

Quite a weird boy
Wanks 25/8
Very funny

Hunter Borland wanked on his pillow!

Hunter Borland by hotbitchxoxo June 7, 2020

Wes Borland 

A man of musical talent, who got his start as Limp Bizkit's first guitarrist. He left to persue other musical careers, such as additional guitars for the 'Underworld' soundtrack and a few riffs for The Crystal Method's 'Legion of Boom,' but has since then disappeared into obscurity because no one can make a living as a solo guitarrist nowadays.

Wes Borland was going places with Limp Bizkit, but he broke away and no one's heard of him since.

Wes Borland by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 4, 2004