Borland
A person whos wardrobe consistent mostly, if not entirely, of clothes that Al Borland from Home Improvement would wear.
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Al Borland's Hammer
A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009
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Wes Borland
Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007
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wes borland by daner December 23, 2004
Joe Borland
Joe Borland is a confident person who can very often have a gap in there teeth however that doesn’t stop them from having bad looks, many Joe Borland’s are born in the month of may and are pretty shit at singing and dancing. Despite the fact Joe Borland is a shit dancer and singer that doesn’t mean no one likes him infact many people find Joe Borland funny and kind and not very often rude or horrible...
Joe Borland by Gapoinyateetho February 2, 2020
Hunter Borland
Hunter Borland by hotbitchxoxo June 7, 2020
Wes Borland
A man of musical talent, who got his start as Limp Bizkit's first guitarrist. He left to persue other musical careers, such as additional guitars for the 'Underworld' soundtrack and a few riffs for The Crystal Method's 'Legion of Boom,' but has since then disappeared into obscurity because no one can make a living as a solo guitarrist nowadays.
Wes Borland by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 4, 2004
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